Abdul's answes

- Do you speak English?

- Yes!

- Name?

- Abdul al-Rhazib...

- Sex?

- Three to five times a week.

- No, no... I mean male or female?

- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general...

- But isn't that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style!...

- Oh dear!

- No, no Deer!... Deer run too fast...

 
 
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